• Who are you?
  I am me. I like cats and computers. I dislike people.


• Something you wrote offended me/triggered me/hurt my feelings.
Okay.


• How can I contact you?
You can't.


• But I really feel a need to express my hurt feelings!
See here.


• How often do you update? Do you have a social media presence?
I update when I feel like it. Social media is cancer.


• How do you computer?
See here.


• Why is your website so plain?
Conservation of bandwidth.
Also notice that this site loads faster than fuck on even the shittiest of devices!


• So why'd you make this website, anyway??
I am so everlastingly goddamn tired of holding my tongue about my convictions for fear of hurting people's feelings.
Also to cure the boredom and the crippling depression.

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